From a land far away and icy and cold
Came a sheep shorn shaggy and seething young soul
With fire on his breath and hands on his sticks
And the mark of his father bore he Hix Six Six
Though no one around had e’er heard his name
An echo in the valley announced it the same
And on word of the stranger’s arrival, it’s true
Hard Core rose to meet him; to greet him; to coup
Off Hard Core rode, his steel axe in hand
To challenge the stranger in this strangest strange land
And the clamor and clatter awakened us all
not least of all, Skery who beckoned the call
And just when the duo was destined to crumble
He brought them together with a deafening rumble
Then the three figure four is what they should be
skeryo whispered, “If you dare- if you dare, follow me.”
And way down the escalator to hell they all rode
To find Elroy waiting in his darkest dark abode
Not no one, no no one could think what to think
“Sup bra,” said Elroy, “Hey, y’all want a drink?”
And drink they all did, and drank ’till they’re drunk
And blasted the metal and rock and the punk
And from Enemy Boarders came Stockholm Down
When daybreak had broken a new band was found
Though none in the valley could believe their own ears
Electric Breakfast was served, Electric Breakfast is here.